Video 001- Where's the off button?!!!!

[waitsforbrother]

[BANG!

SMASH!

CRACK!

The dreamberry turns on with a cracked screen. The view is on the floor, getting a glimpse of a large room that was furnished with the basics. Though the room was large it wasn't in the best of conditions. There were dents, cracks and chipped paint all around. Surely this wasn't a place a person should live. But if one would look closer, the dents has a weird imprint in them. As if someone was throwing something in a rectangular shape at the wall.

Then a dark pair of shoes stormed over to the dreamberry, picking up the abuse device and staring straight into it. There is a young looking male with dark hair and dark blue eyes staring fiercely into the device. His teeth are grinding, but he was careful not to show his fangs.]

Someone tell me how I can turn this thing off!

Comments

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

You know, I've been wondering the same thing. I'm not even sure how to turn it on, it just does! There's gotta be a button or something, right?

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

It seems to have a mind of it's own.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

No matter how you look at it, it's just a machine. It can't act by itself. Minoru knows about it and said it himself, it can only do what you tell it to do.

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

Really? Check if yours have batteries?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

There's a place for batteries in this thing? No way, it's as small as Sumomo!

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

[Hideki. Why did you have to mention, Sumomo? why?

Let's say this guy was not happy to be woken up by an enthusiastic persocom.] ....that pink thing belongs to you?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Pink thing? Oh, do you mean Sumomo? I'm her -- well I guess you could say I'm her master now. Do you know her?

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

[Hmph! Like she'll be waking him up again. She's too scared.]

Let's hope it's the last I hear from her, or else I'm holding you responsible.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Great. What'd I do this time?

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

[Hideki minds as well sign up for being Kamui's personal punching bag because he'll always find a reason.]

Didn't you say so yourself? A machine only does what it's master tells it to do. If Sumomo is waking me up, then it's your fault.

And your fault if you find yourself unconscious and bleeding.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

I didn't tell her to do that! I don't even know how to get her to do things regularly! Trust me, if I knew how, I'd disable her exercises myself. That idiot Shimbo! Now he's gonna get me killed!

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, the health plan sucks and there's no union.]

And your her master? And you don't even know how to work it?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

I'll explain it. See, she used to be my best friend Shimbo's. But then he decided to elope with our teacher and left me to take care of Sumomo! And what's worse is that he hasn't even come back for her! I read a manual but I still don't have any idea how to make her do anything!

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

[ Why not? He'll be putting in a lot of hours. On the job and in the hospital.]

So in other words, he dumped her on you? And he's not planning on getting her back...ever?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Basically...that's exactly what happened!

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

[ That's why you get paid time and half. Those hospital bills aren't going to pay themselves.

Sympathy pending....pending...pending! Awww, no dice, Hideki.]

But she's in your possession now. Your responsibility. If you can't figure it out, find someone who can.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Well, er, that's... I can't keep an eye her twenty-four seven but that doesn't mean I'm just gonna hand her over! Shimbo gave her to me to watch over!

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

[ Sorry, no refunds.]

I didn't say hand her over. Find someone to disable that function or else, I'll disembowel you.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

If I knew somebody who could do that, I'd have done it already! Where's Minoru when you need him?

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

Not my problem.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Well don't get mad at me! Until I find somebody who knows about these things, there's not much I can do. Really, I can't even set my alarm clock! And there's no telling what Shimbo will do to me if I get something wrong with Sumomo.

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

You expect people to be okay with being woken up like that and not expect any consequences?

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Not really. I don't really understand it, but Shimbo says it's cute!

[seishiromustdie.livejournal.com]

And you both are idiots. You, especially.

[tastysidedish.livejournal.com]

Me? How does that apply to me? I know I'm not the smartest guy and I already knew Shimbo was an idiot, but I'm not an idiot!